i dont even know why im updating this

eric asked me to write a whole xanga bout him but thats not going to happen. hows everyones summer? hopefully good and getting better. mines been okay- my babies are back from europe [ sasha and cindy of course ] well i guess they didnt really leave me like i do to them, they were back the day after i even got out of school haha but joo know how it iz ven joo are in love! lol on july 4th me and my husband went to O-BoKon to eat sammiches [berry good  yummm! ] and to watch the beautiful fireworks. it was good except for the fact that eric cant get his grimey hands off of me [ just kidding love you know i love it! grrrrrrrrrrrrr] anyhoos. what else? nothing really eventful has happened that isnt out of the ordinary. ive been going running cuz i figure with all the nasty fast food i eat [fast food nation= my family] i might as well stay and shape and train for soccer . so thats been fun and it helps me burn off steam and time. other than all that all has been well. everyones healthy, my sachinga and cindiie are with me, i have my baby eric [ literally, im his mom] and me and adam are writing a summer romance novel even though hes trying to ruin my plan. alright.... goodnight loves

elisiya, a girl who likes to burp lke a man for fun, likes to roll around during soccer games [only to get dirty], and also at other times.  not interested? she has one friend who loves cheese doodles & likes to lick her fingers when she's done, along with other things [sasha].  still not interested?  her other friend kristina is tha asian that doesn't like commitment, but will do u, only if u give her free food.  not too picky? well gina is tha girl for u, she doesn't take showers after a soccer game until 7 hours later, and doesn't even wana do it then.  but hey at least she likes it dirty.

oooo soccer days...  here's to many more 

Me: I LOVE you sasha..
Sasha: i LOVE girls..
Cindy: i LOve C-H-O-A-K
ME: WHAT the FUCK is CHOAK?
Cindy: no wait C-O-A-K
ME: o i get it ! she means COCK!!!

where is my FROMAGE?!

happy spring break 2005 to all of you even though im still wearing my winter coat and getting frost bite on my nipples lmao

well yesterday was my five month anniversary with my dear which i think is a quite large number considering i was a man-hater  it was really a wierd feeling to think that ive spent 5 months of my life with him....love you dear

and happy anniversary to all those couples lmao actually the ones i am close with that actuallly have the same anni. week as myself ..i would list u all but im really lazy

what else? o yes today in softball we got uniforms and such...last year i was 16 but i decided this year i was going to wear my McNair number 8 with pride on both the soccer and softball fields. now i am no longer the square of nicole but only her double and as for the 7 situation- sorry dear but lucky seven is much too much for me  we also did NOTHING in softball today i cant believe it took me so long to get home after we did nothing whatsoever except steal cookies from the teachers room[warmed in the microwave hmm good] with nikki and making photo copies [but not really knowing how to use the machine] and flirting [i MEAN talking] with the baseball boys and seeing who's ass is best lol and of course tabel won because his ass is quite nice lmao a little large but thats okay lol i still <3 it

okay then im going to go indulge in ice cream because ice cream is good and i am NOT a fatass eric schkrutz, its YOU that is a fatass

and all of u with balls out there, YOU'RE NEXT /

Ciao Babies

Coach: does anyone know anything about North Arlington teams?

Me: yeah, that they are good at everything they do.

Coach: thats right, they bring a challenge. And tell me, what are you goin to do with that challenge?

Me: welllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Coach: you're gonna take it because those girls are tough, they think they're bad... cuz they're "suburbia" and they think us city schools ain't got it and they think they can just destroy us because we are SKEEEEERED little academic."

coach you're so right. thank u for the inspiring words. and by the way NORTH ARLINGTON soccer is a bitch. sigh........................

BETTER THINGS:

Copulatron: and we get to play tomorrow!
Copulatron: im mad pumped
Whip Appeal 28: im jealous
Whip Appeal 28: can i be a fan
Whip Appeal 28: and show up with a bikini top
Whip Appeal 28: and ROSS on my stomach
Copulatron: please do!
Copulatron: YES!
Copulatron: ROSS ON GINAS STOMACH?
Copulatron: i can be like "so yea, i was on ginas stomch last week"
Copulatron: and people will be like "did you use protection?"
Copulatron: and ill be like "hells no, i was on there for mad long too!"
Whip Appeal 28: LMFAO
Whip Appeal 28: LOL
Whip Appeal 28: that goes in the xanga
Whip Appeal 28: cuz the profile already has u in it haha
Copulatron: lmao
Copulatron: neat!